Coherent Nonsense
Lifelong best friends turned brothers: eavesdrop as they catch up on their lives and dive into all kinds of topics. You never know where the conversations will go. No script. No preplanning. No coherency. No sense. Well, maybe....sometimes.
Coherent Nonsense
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This episode marks the point where we’re finally caught up. After releasing our full back catalog, we’re now recording and releasing episodes in real time, so the “recorded on” dates in the titles are officially gone. In this one, we bounce from politics to the antichrist to TV shows to Ella Fellas to movies and musicals……which is about as coherent as our nonsense gets.
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SPEAKER_05How you been, man? How you been?
SPEAKER_03Oh shoot. The world's gone to shit since the last time we were sitting here talking.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, it's been over a month for us.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I don't know. I guess there's a lot to potentially talk about. I would I would like to say uh I would like to retract a statement because a few episodes back I said, I don't think Donald Trump is racist, but since the last time uh we did the pod, he tweeted that Obama. Oh yeah. Like, bruh, that's pretty racist. God's pretty racist there, my guy. Yep. He was like, yeah, there's gotta be somebody who's saying, hey, hey, don't do that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I guess if you got it's ridiculous.
SPEAKER_03You got your own social media platform. You just, you know, do whatever, I guess. Could you imagine Trump being the admin for Truth Social? And he's like, he's in there.
SPEAKER_02You know, it was like, oh yeah, you can't stop me.
SPEAKER_05I'll be like Yeah, it'd be the complete South Park character version of Trump doing all that.
SPEAKER_03Not only is the is he uh the president, he's also uh 50 cent the computer tech.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, out of all this, like that's like I'm I'll say I'm out. As far as like all politics, all that stuff, they're all evil, they're all pieces of just I'm I'm out. I ain't got nothing for none of them anymore. It's whatsoever. It's proven that through the stuff I've uh the information I've gained from the files and all that stuff is so it's everybody mind-blowing, unbelievable almost.
SPEAKER_03I think I think that's why like people's not even really up in arms about the potential, how close we are to like nuclear war. Yeah, like the possibility of nuclear war. Yeah, and it's just like, oh, the whole world's ran by pedophile, like evil, ball worshiping motherfuckers, and they're just like, you know what? Set the shit off, burn it down.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, like that's the crazy thing from what I know uh from uh being the Christian that I am and the knowledge and true truth, you know, blah, blah, blah. I I try to seek is like uh all of that stuff, those that child sacrifice and all like it's it's the same exact thing and group of people that's been doing it, like you read about in the Bible and all this stuff. Like it's the Canaanites, yeah, like it never stopped. Like that's you're seeing the continuation of that, like it's always happened.
SPEAKER_03Supposedly that's what like the uh Ashkenazi Jews are like those ones like Netanyahu, you know, who are posing as these, you know, tribe of Israel type people, yeah, but really like he's from Poland and his last name is like Melikowski or something. Netanyahu is not even his real name. So like what I've come to understand apparently is that all those Polish Ashkenazi Jews are like the descendants of like they're Canaanites, like they're from Canaan, like so I to the best of my knowledge, they you know worship Bal and did the child sacrifices and cannibalism, like Canaanite cannibalism, like I think that word is kind of derived from that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I g yeah.
SPEAKER_03But you know, who knows? Who knows? It's all I know one thing, I know one thing. People ain't I mean, you hear this, we're not mad enough. Yeah, we're not mad enough. Like for real. For real. I would definitely join if there was some kind of uh kill the pedophile, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Like a straight revolt, yeah.
SPEAKER_03I will uh I'll sign up for that, be part of that, like whatever uh wing of Antifa that is. Yeah, so I don't believe uh yeah, in the last month, uh I think Trump has really just royally fucked himself uh as far as uh people hoping he's gonna, you know, do something great. And bro, you've been on a steady run of somebody should have said don't do that.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah. There's a there's nobody in his ear uh correcting the errors, that's for sure.
SPEAKER_03You're the president, and I mean, but at the same time, you know, you just I don't know uh executive branch laws well enough to you know say what power the president. I know I know he won't have dictator power, he can't just be like, shut the fuck up and watch me do this.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. So there's checks and balances, but so at least we got that going for us.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. So I but I don't think uh I think he's losing uh like faith, like people losing faith in him in his main group.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, you know, and kind of what I was getting at when we started is like I've lost faith in the American government period. As America, period.
SPEAKER_03That is literally the epitome of oh, you just gotta choose between the lesser of evils.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, the better of two evils. That's I mean, that's kind of how I've felt anyway, like these past decades of voting.
SPEAKER_03They're uh they're they're you know, they're elected, they're not selected. Yeah, they're somebody selects them and then we elect them under the guise of we have a choice between so-and-so and so-and-so. Yeah. Not like a giant douche and a turd sandwiches. Yeah, the people appoint, you know, Ted from down the block because Ted's a great guy, and you I don't know. Yeah, I'm pretty I'm pretty um pretty fed up. Like, especially too, like, is America pussy? Like, cause I thought like we were badass.
SPEAKER_05Like only when uh Israel says we can.
SPEAKER_03I mean, I know, I mean, I know there's like uh rules of engagement and war, like you don't just go all hard, you know, you know, yeah. Everybody, you hold back, you hold back, you hold back. Yeah, but uh yeah, I th I feel like a I I feel like uh we're pussy. Like I because of the is the Israel um influence has been more than exposed. Yeah, like it's evident ridiculous. It's evident that they're pulling the strings from you know Tel Aviv.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, obviously, and for a long time.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, I mean I've watched a bunch of uh Netanyahu's uh speeches going back to like early 90s, and it's all the same rhetoric. I mean, like so. But you think they're really trying to like think that they can speed up the process of ushering in like the Jesus coming back?
SPEAKER_05Like I thought are we really is I th no, I mean all that's God's timing and it's just playing out.
SPEAKER_03No, no, no, I'm saying do like because it it seems like because there's like Israel, them them Zion, the Zionists, they think that they're the chosen Yeah, well they also don't believe that Jesus they're must their their Messiah has even come yet, so oh yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05Like they're you know who's supposed to that's he's gonna be the in antichrist, right?
SPEAKER_03Like the uh their false prophet. They'll be to my understanding because they read like the Torah and the Talmud, right? Yeah, I think so.
SPEAKER_05To my understanding, they'll be an antichrist that uh, you know, this political figure and seems to unite and all that stuff, but I don't think this is just me decoding life's knowledge. I don't think there is one antichrist. There's a there's an entire spirit of antichrist, and it's gonna be in multiple things where with this one political figure, AI, if you want to uh do it that way, the technology itself. There's all types of things that has that has an antichrist spirit.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I mean, I see I was more like thinking, you know, antichrist. Yeah, that could be AI or whatnot. But it seems like since the pop-off of this war, uh it it seems like the the Bible is like people like are playing it out, like yeah. It seems like it. Like, I mean it it's it's went from the supernatural world to real world, like oh, it's starting to happen now. Oh, there are they are they really doing that? Like uh probably. I mean it doesn't like me be like, oh my god, everything's true. Because you know, if if you have something written for a long time, you you can make a long-term plan of how to enact said whatever script. Yeah, but it just seems like it seems more aware, it seems more at the forefront of holy shit, like I think they think that. Like, I think Trump thinks that he's King David, and like he's here to he has some kind of righteous anointing, which I mean if okay, use that shit for good.
SPEAKER_05I think all he has is a spirit of antichrist, like I was talking about. Don't hit don't Hitler it up, like he's uh he's moving pieces to usher in the Antichrist quotation.
SPEAKER_03You think he like converted to Judaism, like, you know, privately? Because he was money and jarmaka and shit. Yeah, but if you know anything about the Bible, and then you know anything about what like Israelis believe, those are fundamentally different. How can you be okay with the guy that you say is your guy? How are you putting on the other team's jersey when they think your guy is bowling in shit in hell?
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Because that's that I mean, that's what I think that's in the in the Talmud or whatever that they believe Jesus uh is bowling in hell an excrement because he is a false prophet. And Muslims are more aligned with Christians. Well that just lets you know how and and the fact, you know, of d recognizing Jesus as a prophet.
SPEAKER_05Well, I think Muslims believe that, you know, Muhammad's their guy, but don't they think that Jesus will be the one who comes back to I don't know enough to speak to really speak on it, but I know that I think that they think Jesus is who he says he is.
SPEAKER_03But this is coherent nonsense, and so I don't know. We could just like you know that's what you read.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I'll take I'll take it and carry forward.
SPEAKER_03Starting to doubt analyze later, starting to doubt my ability to retain information anymore.
SPEAKER_05But I just know a lot of things in history starts to click and make sense when you realize and you assign the oh America is the bad guy of the entire world. I mean then things start to really make sense.
SPEAKER_03We're really we're really like the last actual superpower, and I think that that's kind of coming to an end right now because if we flex our actual power, then it's either has to be new technology they wasn't ready to roll out yet. Which, I mean, I don't see why not. Looking roll that shit, impress me. Yeah, you know what I mean? And I'm pretty sure they got ridiculous things. Fire a laser from them uh Boston Dynamics and knock some shit off in Iran. You know what I mean? Like why aren't you doing that? You got a timeline? Oh, I'm gonna inveil this 10 years.
SPEAKER_05You wouldn't know these. There's they used the laser on uh Hawaii. There's that footage of that.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah. I mean, but that Tesla, that's a Tesla. That's the danger.
SPEAKER_05Oh, it's a hammer of dawn from God of War. Yeah, Gears of War.
SPEAKER_03Uh, but Tesla, that was Tesla Tesla's uh invention, like a death rate thing.
SPEAKER_05Which I know I've seen like little handheld rifle versions of those lights, like in demonstrations where they're burning pieces of paper and stuff across the room.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, lasers are powerful. Just being able to fire one from like, what is you on like a high flying plane or something?
SPEAKER_05Something like that.
SPEAKER_03I mean, because they have uh rail guns. I mean that's a yeah, that's a thing. That's a electric gun, basically. I don't know. I don't know why they don't take the uh the um G.I. Joe retaliation route where they drop those tungsten rods or whatever from space, and then the kinetic energy like it is it don't even explode, just the kinetic energy hitting it is like equivalent to a bomb's damage. I mean they probably might use it. Yeah. I'm sure they got I sure hope the world doesn't end. Yeah, we just started we just started this podcast, you know. I'm like, Jesus.
SPEAKER_05Well, dang. Uh have you watched Free Burt?
SPEAKER_03Uh I have watched I think two episodes.
SPEAKER_05Okay, okay. Me and Cherie watched the whole thing in two days.
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah, I like he does good.
SPEAKER_05Like it's good. Yeah, you can tell by the end it was like, oh, this is a movie they turned into a series. It's just like a three-hour movie.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I I kind of quit listening to like your mom's house and two bears. Now, when like Styros and uh um Chris DeStefano, they're hosting Two Bears. I always listen when they're hosting because I love them, they're funny. But I don't know. I've I've heard all their funny shit, like all their before been rich stories.
SPEAKER_05The show's funny.
SPEAKER_03I mean, you'd oh yeah, I've seen a couple episodes. Two or three, I can't really remember.
SPEAKER_05It's nothing special, but it's it's good for one watch.
SPEAKER_03Uh I mean I like the uh the machine movie. I watched it when I never watched that.
SPEAKER_05Is that good?
SPEAKER_03I mean, it's it is as good as uh free bird.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_03I mean, Mark Hamill's his dad in the movie, so I mean at least you got that level of uh notoriety, I guess. Yeah. The Russian chicken, it's pretty badass. It's funny. Like the machine. What looks funny is uh scary movie six.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, it'll mean it looks like it's own bar.
SPEAKER_04What scary movie should be. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I when I was saying the whole trailer, I was like, oh, this is this is exactly.
SPEAKER_05This might be an actual comedy in 2026.
SPEAKER_03No one's safe. They offend everybody.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, and that's how it should be with that sort of thing.
SPEAKER_03I don't know if you even noticed, but this is how subtle they were just in the trailer. Uh Sean, Sean Wayans, uh huh, where he's in that damn purple suit with a bow tie and shit. I don't know, I don't know if you paid attention, but he's he's dressed exactly like Buddy from that church vid video where he's like, I don't like men's no more.
SPEAKER_01Oh, okay. I like women. Women, women, women, yeah. I will not I will not carry a purse. He's wearing the exact outfit as that dude.
SPEAKER_05Okay. So no, I didn't pay attention to that.
SPEAKER_03Bro, as soon as I seen that, I was like, oh, this is gonna be funny. And and Anna Ferris looking like uh Jamie Lee Curtis and one of them last Halloween movies, her hands all crazy.
SPEAKER_05I ain't seen Anna Ferris in a long time.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, she looked like exactly the same. She looked like Chris Pratt was an addict to her at all. You're gonna leave her and your special needs kid to marry a Schwarzenegger? He will not be back. What have you been doing? In general? Yeah. Uh just did y'all get down last Sunday?
SPEAKER_05Studio session? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Was it good? Yeah, it's always pretty good. It it went smoothly.
SPEAKER_03I've only ever heard of a few of Taisensei songs.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, they and they kind of they're moving through them. You know, I'm just engineering. I'm not doing the mixing or anything yet. They ain't asked, they don't I don't know if they want me to, but yeah, they're laying it down. It makes me feel like uh like OG basement days, like it's that type of just underground rap, you know, where they you know it's just I don't know. I don't really know how to put it in words. It just feels nostalgic. I like it. I like I like their vibe.
SPEAKER_03Just yeah, creating from the beginning, like yeah.
SPEAKER_05Well they've already created, but you can tell before they came to the studio they No, I'm saying they're the level that they're at uh as far as you know, in their route career, they're still like Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it feels underground and local, but it that's that's a good thing. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_03You you have to that's authentic.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, it's authentic. Pretty good.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I was a uh I love I love his dad, Albert. They were uh they live beside me in Meadows when uh I was probably like I don't know, he had to be like ten, I guess, probably.
SPEAKER_05And he lived over there by the barfield. Yeah, okay.
SPEAKER_03I'm pretty sure Albert still lives there, like over there in the cul-de-sac. And uh full disclosure, I'm pretty sure one time uh him and Tucker, his brother, I think they might have walked in on Meadows and uh a girl doing something in in the living room. Because you know, they would come over to our house and they always want to me and Josh are like 21 or so, you know. I mean, we're like 21 or something. So they were like, oh, these these guys are not much older than us. Yeah, they always want to come over there and Josh didn't care, he was come over there and say, go ahead, play, play PlayStation, whatever you want to do, whatever. I'm being here listening to Journey or some shit. And uh yeah, they were comfortable enough, you know, yeah to just walk in. Yeah, because I mean Albert, he would their dad, he'll come over and hang out with us and stuff. Yeah, he walked in and be like, psh, uh oh.
SPEAKER_05That's on Josh. You should have locked the door.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's on him. Yeah, you're gonna be doing what if I would have walked in there.
SPEAKER_05Hey, I don't know. I don't know y'all's relationship. I don't know. Just walked on through.
SPEAKER_03Put it up my hand up, put my hey, gross.
SPEAKER_05Gross, get a room. No, isn't there a room?
SPEAKER_03Like, your room is across from mine. Go back there. So actually, I'm going back there.
SPEAKER_05I'm gonna go back there. You stay here.
SPEAKER_03Stay up here. Don't get on the couch. It was his couch, I couldn't tell.
unknownRight.
SPEAKER_03Dang it. He's like, shit.
SPEAKER_05Dang, I'm I got crisscross applesauce from here on out.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. His stepdad was hella rich.
SPEAKER_05Who josh's?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah. His stepdad was. He owned uh Mark Lynn. It was Mark Lynn Foods, I believe. Like in Bremen. They made like condiments and stuff, ketchup, mustard, and salt and pepper. And I'm pretty sure they like sold it like their product to like hairlines and shit. So I know it. I know uh in two I think it was like 2005. Uh whenever the 4GT come back out, like his dad his stepdad had one. Because I sat in it. Like holy shit quarter of a million dollar car in it.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I don't even I wouldn't even want that. No, not them. The the newer four GTs, like the 2020 ones or whatever, are bad as hell.
SPEAKER_05I'm sure I'm solving. I just can't picture them when you say that.
SPEAKER_03Super good. But them the 05 ones, they're just like a replica of the the 61, whatever model that was. Oh La Mans.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I like the uh the the Mustang GTD. It's probably my favorite Mustang now.
SPEAKER_03I seen one yesterday on uh on video that was full carbon. Full carbon GTD.
SPEAKER_05A GTD. Holy shit. Things are like half a million bucks. Yeah, or 300 something thousand. I mean, I bet for that full carbon one. Oh yeah, that's probably ridiculous. Yeah, that's like how it looks.
SPEAKER_03If I was rich, oh if I was rich, I would be like the uh the Sultan of Brunei or whatever who has all those cars that just for no reason he can never drive them. Right, bro. I gotta get that. I want one of those uh Mustang KRs. You remember them? The concept thing where they were calling them the Knight Rider uh editions.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about. Based off of uh like the Knight Rider reboot show when Kit was uh a Mustang. Kind of looks like that because that has a completely unique look.
SPEAKER_03It was when they first uh it was the last uh like the one Nico has, like the last year models of that body style. I think it's about the time they did it. That's 2000. Yeah, yeah, Nico's is 2000.
SPEAKER_0526 years ago.
SPEAKER_03I remember when mama drove that mug up. Uh I remember when she drove it home.
SPEAKER_05Brand new.
SPEAKER_03Brand new. Because uh there was some girl at the house and mama was like, Y'all wanna take it around the block? I was like, yeah. Yeah, she was like five hundred and something. I think it was like five hundred and something dollars a month. It was as much as our rent, I'm pretty sure. Like her car payment.
SPEAKER_05More more than I I mean, that's less than I pay for a car payment right now.
SPEAKER_03I think I think I had a Mustang before she did. I well, I mean, I know. The black one I had that top of them before.
SPEAKER_05That black one with the gray stripes.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. That was the second one I had.
SPEAKER_05That was the second one?
SPEAKER_03The first one was the red one I gave it to Shri and her and Vic wrecked it, and nobody ever got to drive it.
SPEAKER_05How she tells it, Vic wrecked it.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, whatever. I paid $1,150 for it and drove it from the guy's house to Papa's house, and I never drove it again. We were gonna like it because it was a like a four-cylinder, six-cylinder, we were gonna put another motor in it and stuff, and we just never did. And when Sheree turned 15, 14 or 15, I was like, here, you can have this car. Yeah, you can have a car. It ran, like there's nothing was wrong with it. But her and Vic were I don't even know what they were doing. I don't even remember. They were probably like down drifting on a dirt road or some shit, knowing Vic back then. He was wild back then.
SPEAKER_05I don't know. She'd have to tell you that.
SPEAKER_03I don't even remember.
SPEAKER_05I don't know. I was told I just don't remember.
SPEAKER_03I wonder how long we've been going. I don't I don't know.
SPEAKER_05I ain't been paying attention.
SPEAKER_03I know. I feel like uh there's so much that we haven't talked about. Too much time has passed for some uh because I try not to plan anything. I was like, oh, don't think about what you like, don't try to make a plan or what to talk about.
SPEAKER_05Well, in this time, uh I became an L Fella. Are you an LFL?
SPEAKER_03Bro, I couldn't be more of an LFL. I mean, I guess I could be more.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I um, you know, I started recording Braden Harris. Oh, for real? Yeah, so that's gotten me uh got my ear tuned into country because I'm just I'm for the first time starting to do that type of production and helping him track instrument parts and all that. Well, he has a cover of uh the Ella Langley song Girl You're Taking Home. Do you know that one? But he it's a cover song, but he re-twerked all the lyrics, so it's the guy responding to her, which is dope. Like it's very awesome done. But he was like, I just I don't want it to be like uh like a full original song. He just wants it straight up cover. So with for me, he was like, I I need the instrumental, which you know I can't just I mean with technology and stuff, you can do things. So I said, but no, if we're gonna do it, we're gonna do it. So I've I had to from the ground up first never listened to Ella Langley, so I had to figure out what the song was, listen to it, learn it, track it, record everything. So I did all that within the span of a week.
SPEAKER_03I I hope you just listened and didn't watch, because you already know Melancks.
SPEAKER_05I watched the I watched the video a few times, yeah. Uh but yeah, so I did that and uh we recorded that, got that song done, but since I like that song so much, I was like, just let me check this album out. Because it I you know, when I downloaded it to my phone, it was from uh her album. So I just was was riding one day and I started it from track one, and it was banger after banger after banger. Yeah, dandelion's good. So I went to her first album. Yep, that checked out, and then the new one, which is you know, uh choosing Texas, Dandelion, and uh be her. She's she's she don't miss so I was in, so I am in.
SPEAKER_03She's somewhere uh from somewhere in Alabama, I don't know where.
SPEAKER_05I just know uh the Bible in her blood and bam in her veins. That's all I know.
SPEAKER_03She she sounds like us, yeah. Like saying, yeah, like I don't know anybody that sings, I know some people that sing.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, and like seeing like little interviews and her like social media stuff. I was like, I just like hearing her talk.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05But yeah. LFella full force. She's coming to Atlanta, and I was like, hey, I'm gonna go all the way in. Let's get some tickets because she's gonna be at the like the Brave Stadium. It's like 250 a ticket.
SPEAKER_02Shut up.
SPEAKER_05I was like, uh I like you now, but no.
SPEAKER_03It was like might be a LFella, but also it'd be a poor fella, didn't you?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah. I mean, no. 250, and I'm gonna have to kind of be in the upper deck. No. I'll pay 250 if I'm gonna be, you know, masquerade distance from you, and I get to, you know, actually, what's the what is you know, there's a different feeling when you're close to the artist.
SPEAKER_03I've high-fived Snow the product for free. It was right in her face.
SPEAKER_05I've had a violent J almost break my neck landing on me. Uh I wasn't a fan of that because it wasn't the violent J that we have now walking around.
SPEAKER_03No. Oh, oh, oh. He uh I think I seen a motherfucker doing some cooking videos or something.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, with this girl, yeah. Yeah, yeah. He'll be on her TikTok like just raw dog no face paint. I can't well I can't I can't watch it. Um yeah, I feel like I'm looking at him without his clothes on. I'm like, I can't do it.
SPEAKER_03I was like, you take your paint off. I gotta I gotta call you Bruce.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, Joseph Bruce.
SPEAKER_03I gotta call you Mr. Bruce. I don't want to do that. He's like, holy shit, he's got face tattoos.
SPEAKER_05You'd think that'd be a pointless place for him to get some tattoos.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_05To go straight all jelly roll.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it's like I'm gonna I'm gonna cover my face even when I don't cover my face. Oh, what do you think about the uh speaking of jelly roll, the attempt to take down of jelly roll, you see.
SPEAKER_05I mean, I think that's just the internet doing what the internet does. You know, you're gonna you can't get to a certain level of fame without uh pulling all those.
SPEAKER_03What was uh you remember you remember his one album when I was like I was like yo, he's he sounds different on this one, but it was was it Whiskey Weed and Waffle House? I don't really remember, but he had that one song where like he was singing more uh during the like on the hooks and stuff.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Uh but I mean this is like this has gotta be ten years ago, I would imagine.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I don't really know. I didn't listen to a lot of the stuff.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah. I mean uh that was no, what am I thinking of?
SPEAKER_05I'm thinking of Whalen and Wheelie. Whaling and Wheelie.
SPEAKER_03I mean he did that was him and struggle.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I remember him, you know. We listened to him from if it if his P.O. ass he hang drywall.
SPEAKER_05You know?
SPEAKER_0310 minute YouTube freestyles.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03When he had cornrolls, corn rolls.
SPEAKER_05I remember that.
SPEAKER_03I know, I know two white dudes that had cornrows. J Love and July Rose.
SPEAKER_05I had them. I had them in high school. It was weird.
SPEAKER_03I mean, you didn't you didn't like, I mean, you had them, but it didn't like you had that was your style. Yeah, it wasn't my style.
SPEAKER_05I just did it for some shows.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I just played the part. I didn't rock them though. I mean, because I had long hair.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, you did.
SPEAKER_05What uh what movies are coming out? We got we got it's gonna be a good year. What we got next, son. We got uh Super Mario. I'm going to see I'm going to the theater to see that. Nico's excited about that.
SPEAKER_03I want to watch that uh good luck, have fun, don't die, or whatever it is. With uh I know it got uh Sam Rock uh Sam Rockwell in it.
SPEAKER_05I know what you're talking about.
SPEAKER_03Some kind of I don't really know shit about it other than it's some kind of like he keeps coming like through different timelines and like it's a it's kind of like a Terminator timeline type of. I know I've yeah, I've seen that trailer, but I don't I don't know. It goes back to where some person that creates this super intelligent AI is like nine years old, and then apparently they're like just go in there and kill so we don't kill a nine-year-old? That's pretty dark. Yeah, so you can't just go in there every time it's something something in the house is he's it might be navy SEALs, or it might be dogs, or it might be a million rats. So I have no idea what the friggin' movie's about because it seems so sporadic.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, it does seem interesting though. Let's see, we got Super Mario coming out, Michael. I can't wait to see Michael. I hope it's gonna be fire.
SPEAKER_03I hope it don't flop because Buddy looks looks the part. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Well, this is his nephew's yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03I think so. I watched that uh ready or not too, or whatever. Is that what it's called? Ready or not? It's got uh Samara Weaving. You never see the first one? It's like uh she marries like this uh marries into this family, they own like games like the Monopoly, you know, those type of that family Parker Brothers type uh Hasbro type ass family. And uh every time someone gets married in the family, they play this game that night, and if they pick if this one thing lands, uh they hunt it's like a hunting party. They hunt the bride, even the husband. Like and that's what the first movie's about, and the second one you know follows suit. I th she probably marries someone else and it doesn't, but it's got like Elijah Woods in it, and uh I'd watch that. I don't know. Me and MK went to the theater and watched uh the first one. I think like I don't even know if we were married yet then. I don't know, I don't know nothing about that one. It's alright. You never seen uh The Hunt? Ever seen that? With uh Betty Gilpin?
SPEAKER_05I don't think so. It's good with the only thing that's like the dangerous game that you're almost uh describing that I've seen is the pest.
SPEAKER_03Hell no, yeah. What about the one uh Stone Cold's condemned?
SPEAKER_05I I did watch that once.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I think I had that bitch on Blu-ray.
SPEAKER_05You know what movie I just rebought on Blu-ray? Rules of Attraction. Oh which was my favorite James Vanderbeek movie, and I bought it the day he died.
SPEAKER_03That's a uh that's a take on something famous.
SPEAKER_05It is. It's it I always I can't remember what it is. Oh yeah, I've always loved that movie because it's real it's real independent.
SPEAKER_03Used to love uh Shannon Sossaman.
SPEAKER_05Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03I thought she was so hot.
SPEAKER_05She was because what was she got she was in uh King Arthur? Yeah, whatever she played the with Heath Ledger, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03No, uh no, that's who's uh Sir William von Liechtenstein. Shit, what's the name of that movie?
SPEAKER_04I don't know. A Knight's Tale. A Knight's Tale.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, hell yeah. Alan Tudik is great. Yeah, and and uh Jarvis. Jarvis Yeah, Sir William von Liechtenstein, he lived a stone's throw from the River Thames. I've seen that movie so many times.
SPEAKER_02Yeah.
SPEAKER_05I ain't even thought about that movie in the 15 years.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's a great movie. Oh, Heath Ledger. We could have got some good shit from that guy. I like uh Ten Things I Hate About You.
SPEAKER_05Oh, that movie is fire.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's like uh like it and uh Can't Hardly Wait, like those are like right there.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, the same I mean I would say Ten Things I Hate About You is gonna be a better movie, but Can't Hardly Wait has the gender fluffy factor.
SPEAKER_04So and Carlisle Cullen.
SPEAKER_05Uh I don't know why this popped in my head, but I'm you know how I'm always watching some random sitcom, usually re-watching, but I was like, you know what? I never really watched all of uh not Parks and Rick, I just finished Parks and Rick. Arrested Arrested Development.
SPEAKER_03Oh, I never watched it, but I mean I never Tobias.
SPEAKER_05I have watched it before this watch, I had only watched like season one.
SPEAKER_03I would imagine David Cross is the reason you watch that show.
SPEAKER_05Actually, no, it's every single character. I'm a super huge Jason Bateman fan.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Just always have been. I mean, he's in one of my favorite episodes of Night Rider. Um, but this show, I'm like halfway through season three, and I'm in territory I've never seen before. The writing is so, I'm gonna say, the jokes are so stupid, but how they get to the stupid is such a genius way of writing it. They just it's so good. It's just so good. But a thing, uh this particular joke thing that just kills me. Just I just can't stop laughing. Was uh uh the family had to get they got a new lawyer, and then the lawyer's name is Bob Lob Law.
SPEAKER_02Bob blah blah.
SPEAKER_05Yes. So the first time you see him, it's like his his commercial for being a lawyer. And I don't I've only seen it once, so blah blah blah. Yeah, he's saying he's saying all them other lawyers they like to talk fancy and do all that stuff. Well, you don't need a lawyer that talks all that fancy stuff. You need blah blah blah.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god, this is so it's um what's his name, buddy?
SPEAKER_03Does uh Lego Batman voice?
SPEAKER_05Will Arnett Will Arnett's. Yeah, he's the uh brother, the older brother. Bob blah blah blah blah is uh is uh the actor Charles in charge.
SPEAKER_03Oh, Scott Bay? Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Because it's um who's executive producer? Ofi. What can I think of his name?
SPEAKER_03Um Ron Howard. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03You say Ron Howard, and then I just think of Brass Dallas Howard's a Beauty.
SPEAKER_05But yeah. Uh that's great writing. And that the cameos are just are fantastic. Like it'll be people like Charlie Sterin has showed up, Julia Lewis, Lewis, Louis Drafus.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Uh Scott Beau. I mean, it's that caliber of cameo.
SPEAKER_03I've always heard how funny it is. Like a cold.
SPEAKER_05I'm telling you.
SPEAKER_03I've always heard about the lore of Tobias. I like David Cross anyway.
SPEAKER_05He's hilarious. The thing is, is one of the brilliant things about it for me is how every character is this extreme character of their character. You know what I'm saying? Like who they are in the family. Yeah, who they are as a character is so to 11. But Jason Bateman being Michael Bluth, his character, he's so grounded. Yeah, he's like the anchor of the show, and it's him dealing with all that.
SPEAKER_03He's just like playing himself. Yeah, right. Okay. It's great. I'll I'll watch it. I've I've never like actually watched it, but I recommend it.
SPEAKER_05You will find it. You will love it.
SPEAKER_03What's great, and I watched it like in two days, the new season of Ted.
SPEAKER_05Okay.
SPEAKER_03On I guess on Peacock or whatever.
SPEAKER_05Uh Peacock. Yeah. Or who? Peacock. Peacock, yeah. Peacock. Yeah, it is Peacock. Great.
SPEAKER_03Right. It's funny. Like I like the movie. I like the show better than the movies. Like I think the show's funnier than the because it has the ability to they do family guy, but it's like a a honed version of that chaotic joke. Well you were just talking about how you get to the stupid part. But they they do it in the second season, and it's but it's more like reality.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. It's the first season almost lost me just because it got so silly with the uh the gay truck. Oh yeah. It was the ananna, it was the Lily toy truck comes to life. Which you got there's Ted, a walking teddy bear. I don't know why breaking the reality of a talking truck bothered me.
SPEAKER_03The uh well this this season is way better than the first season. It's more it's more like a linear story. It kind of has like an arc.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_03But there's it's done. There's no more after they said they're not gonna do more than two seasons, so it just ends. It ends like how you know uh stand by me ends, where they narrate uh what character did what in their life.
SPEAKER_05I see the ending you're saying. Little FF about uh uh Josh Knight here, me, never seen Stand by Me. Oh born in 1983 and never seen Stand by Me.
SPEAKER_03Bro, it's uh fucking reason why everybody's scared of trussles.
SPEAKER_02I would love to know what that reference means they get caught on the on the uh train bridge.
SPEAKER_05Okay, I do know the scene now. Okay. I feel like now, I mean it's it's been this long. Why even watch it now? I might as well keep the street going.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. What do you want to say? Uh what's his name as a fat little kid?
SPEAKER_05Jerry.
SPEAKER_03Jerry what's it what's freaking Mike's apartment as O'Connell.
SPEAKER_05O'Connell, yep. I was I only see him as buddy from Mike's apartment, that's why I look at uh Big Bang Theory.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, super uh no he's old.
SPEAKER_05Oh my god. Sheldon's older brother. Oh yeah, but in the big bang theory, not the young Sheldon.
SPEAKER_03I gotcha.
SPEAKER_05What? But what is man? I ain't gonna sit here and try to think of that. His character's name.
SPEAKER_03Um well his wife's name's Mandy.
SPEAKER_04Mandy. Georgie.
SPEAKER_05Georgie!
SPEAKER_03Shit. What are we? You got it? Early onset dementia?
SPEAKER_05Nah.
SPEAKER_03You might be. I heard they were uh making a sequel to Goonies. And why?
SPEAKER_05That could work if they do it right.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, every sequel could work if they do it right.
SPEAKER_05I'm with it. I mean, I'm with it. Because I'm not so attached to the Goonies that I'm afraid they're gonna mess it up.
SPEAKER_03What are they gonna get Sean Aston's fat ass to float in a damn swimming pool?
SPEAKER_05He'll be the baby ship. It'll be their kids, probably. Bob. Bob blah blah.
SPEAKER_04I'm telling you, so hilarious.
SPEAKER_05And the jokes within the show are that level silly. Yeah, I'm gonna watch it. I'm telling you.
SPEAKER_03Because I watched like a Ted and stuff on my lunch break.
SPEAKER_05It's quotable. I mean quotable, son. I love it. Quotable. I love it.
SPEAKER_03Uh Elena Albach or whatever her name is from Ted, the mom.
SPEAKER_04She's the goat. She's the best. Hasn't she been funny our entire life?
SPEAKER_03My entire life.
SPEAKER_04Like it did so in waiting. In waiting. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01Wash the fucking dishes and shut the fuck up.
SPEAKER_05Psychobabble.
SPEAKER_03And then she shows your bush with his thumb and bit. Bro, she's so funny.
SPEAKER_05She got her moment where she was cutie too. I think.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, do voices and stuff is to change her voices. So she's so good. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Oh Maddie.
SPEAKER_03And he's he's like underrated goat too. Uh the dad? The dad, you you know, because he does I only know him from season one. He does the voice of uh the freaking kid from American Dad.
SPEAKER_05Like oh, okay.
SPEAKER_03I don't know the character's name, but I yeah, I can't remember his name, but he does the voice of him and like he can sing really well, apparently. It's so funny. That second season they uh they find uh um at school they find a um a random telephone in the basement and they start dialing one one nine hundred butt you know what I mean and talking to a sex line and then the school gets a phone bill for like five thousand dollars and you know what I mean? Like it's that kind of it's funny jerk off jokes and shit.
SPEAKER_05It's Seth McFarlane.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I know what I'm getting into here uh show tunes and jerk-off jokes.
SPEAKER_05He can do some jazz now.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, like Seth McFarlane. If uh if riding riding the lightning of gay it he would be Metallica, like you know what I mean? Like you got straight men can't like showtunes that much. You know what I mean? Yeah, they don't really go together.
SPEAKER_05I like a I I like a musical here and there though.
SPEAKER_03Bro, there's like four good musicals, probably.
SPEAKER_05Have you ever seen uh Rock of Ages? Yeah, yeah. Click click boom on Netflix, Andrew Garfield.
SPEAKER_03No, but I've seen the one with the um what's his name? Adam Sandler's friend. The fighter. Here comes the boomer.
SPEAKER_05Here comes the boom. No, click click boom is for real, like a good one. What it is is the saliva it's the biography of the guy, I can't remember his name, the guy who wrote Rent. Uh so it's his true life story, and because of who he is, they do his biography as a musical. And all of the songs are wrote by um uh uh Len Manuel Miranda? Yes, the the Hamilton guy.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_05So all the songs are like they're fire, like they're they're catchy, they're still like they sound modern, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Lynn Manuel Miranda.
SPEAKER_05It's just well done. And it's Andrew Garfield, he's fire at what he does.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, my favorite Spider-Man.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, amen to that.
SPEAKER_03Um yeah, he does make some good songs. Man, fucking Moana.
SPEAKER_05Moana's got some bangers.
SPEAKER_03Like that's a soundtrack.
SPEAKER_05It's got the they there's some what I say called Disney magic. Yeah, there's some magic in that. There's like it's like the first time I heard Let It Go and course was three years old. I was like, oh well, this is I I know what this is. This shit finna go hard. Yeah, because at that point I was like, Well, I ain't felt this since Aladdin. I mean, uh no, uh, the Lion King. Oh, yeah. Did you see the TikTok?
SPEAKER_02Oh my god, it's a lion, look, a lion, oh my god, a lion.
SPEAKER_05Look, you gotta be kidding me. They just had us, they just had us golems looking stupid.
SPEAKER_03That's so that's so good. I laugh, I watched that video so many times. Godfrey is so funny, like uh not not the big guy that was doing the singing, but you know, the messed up the singing part. The other guy, Godfrey, he's like he's a comedian who's hilarious. Like he's great in pre he can do impressions like a mug. Check Godfrey out. He's Godfrey, yeah. He's funny as shit. His parents are Nigerian, so I think that's like why that guy probably was on there being from wherever. Zulu.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's you can get you can go right there and listen, and it was like, oh, that's a that's how you pronounce that. Because he says it very clear.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03He said, What but he's he said, what I say, what did I say? You didn't say shit. That's so funny. Yeah, that's good.
SPEAKER_05I like uh I don't remember what we were originally talking about.
SPEAKER_03Uh gay ass musicals.
SPEAKER_05Uh oh, uh which brought us to Frozen, which was taking us to the Moana soundtrack.
SPEAKER_03I like uh I like a few of them. I like hairspray. Like, I like hairspray.
SPEAKER_05I've never seen that, but I've heard I've heard good things.
SPEAKER_03I mean, the one with John Travolta and uh what's her name? The Blonsky chick. That one's I mean, that's the only one I've ever seen. I've seen it a few times. Okay, it's fine. Rock of Ages, it's the best one ever.
SPEAKER_05South Park. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_03Or uh I'll guess uh The Book of Mormon.
SPEAKER_05That but uh would you consider Disney's? I mean Disney's are musical.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, for sure. I'll often the majority. But I mean, Wicked's good. I like Wicked. Yeah, I mean Ariana Grande looks like she died last week, but right. I mean as far as I fuck with Alphaba.
SPEAKER_05Which I knew a lot of people that like that uh Broadway play.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay, I love that.
SPEAKER_05I got a friend who's an actor. I mean he's done very few things, but he's a grind. Yeah, he's in the grind, like in New York auditioning, doing what you gotta do.
SPEAKER_03I bet that's fun. Man, I'll be auditioning as I've been stressful. Hell yeah. Scary. Like you just gotta go in there with a routine and dance or sing or something.
SPEAKER_05Yeah. I mean, uh the thing that pops to my mind is the funniest is oh Adam hit from his stand-up. Orkaholics Adam.
SPEAKER_03Oh, Adam Devine?
SPEAKER_05Yeah. Have you seen his stand-up?
SPEAKER_03I don't think so.
SPEAKER_05Or he's talking about uh his audition for Pitch Perfect. It's funny. I mean, I I I can't tell you the whole his whole bit.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, it sounds vaguely familiar.
SPEAKER_05Or he's like, uh he's like, you know, I've been in I've been in a few things, but I got an email from my manager, and you know, I didn't even read the script or nothing. I just seen pitch, I just seen it. It said pitch perfect, and I thought, baseball movie, got it. He said, and I showed up in full uniform. He said he said, I look, I don't remember how you described it. It was like I was just you know in the hall practicing my ground balls.
SPEAKER_03This ain't a link of their own.
SPEAKER_05And he said, uh looked around and then realized uh uh we gotta sing. And he said, I got into the room and then what's Anna Kendrick doing there? I got into the room and uh they asked me what song to have prepared. And he said, The only thing that the only thing that my brain would muster up of anything was uh whatever happened to Nick Definitely? It was like he said, Yep, I sung him the Full House theme. You guys it's pretty funny.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, another you ever watch Roger's gemstones, all of it?
SPEAKER_05Not all of it. We started it enough to know that it is funny. It's funny.
SPEAKER_03I would I would watch Danny McBride do anything, I think.
SPEAKER_05And that's where that's where Walter Goggins comes from, ain't it?
SPEAKER_03Uh yeah, he's baby Billy.
SPEAKER_05Okay, yeah.
SPEAKER_03If you like that, if watch vice principals.
SPEAKER_05Vice principals.
SPEAKER_03Vice principals on HBO is uh Danny McBride and Walt Goggins.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_03They're double vice principals at the school, and they hate each other, and it is hilarious. Walton Goggins is uh fall down funny in this shit. He's uh he was saying shit like look at her. I bet she look at her. She I bet she smells like fucked buttholes. It's watch vice principals is so funny. It's right in that same same uh you know crude humor.
SPEAKER_05We just watched uh did you watch the uh Derek Stroop stand up?
SPEAKER_03No, okay. Uh she got Rocco and went to bed. So I didn't after I got out of the shower, they didn't I cut grass until dark and then they didn't stay up much longer after I was out of the shower. So I ain't even mentioned it to her yet.
SPEAKER_05It's fine.
SPEAKER_03She might find out if she listens to the podcast.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_03She might remind me. We've been watching Paradise.
SPEAKER_05Should watch it. Paradise.
SPEAKER_03Paradise. Uh uh Sterling K. Brown.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_03The second season just came out, and they had like probably like four episodes or whatever. It was good. You and Ruby should watch it. Okay. They're like uh it's like the end of the world type shit. And the first season's about them being in an underground city like for the rich. And then the second season has been about uh the outside, what happened when you know the end of the world was happening. People's perspective and stuff. Uh from the outside, and then people from the first season, of course. And there too. It's got uh, you know, uh Shailen Woodley from uh Divergent or whatever.
SPEAKER_05I know her from uh uh the American teenage, like her very first thing. She was pregnant in it, like in the character, like it was she was a teenage pregnancy, it was a teenage pregnancy.
SPEAKER_02Oh no, I'm in the city.
SPEAKER_05This is like Dawson's Creek era stuff. It was like a USA, I think a USA thing. Oh, I don't know.
SPEAKER_03Only thing I watched USA for was uh Raw and Baywatch. And I and I was raw both times.
SPEAKER_05Uh when you was talking, uh when you was just talking about a show, I was trying to think what was the last I feel like me and Shri had watched something just recently, and I was like, was it Freebird? No, it was not. We actually watched uh a Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. Have you watched?
SPEAKER_03Oh no, but I want to. Fire. Is it? So what's his name? Sir Duncan the Tall.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, Sir Duncan the Tall. I'll tell you that we let's watch this episode to see what it's about. That's what we did.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, because the whole first season of Game of Thrones kind of sucks.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, and then we finished it. Like we watched it in in two days. Yeah, I think it's like six, seven episodes, like an hour, but like we watched like just three hours, three, four hours or two.
SPEAKER_03I was hoping to just once it was done, yeah. It's done.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, great, because it's Game of Thrones with this comedic undertone. This then the co the c the comedy is really pretty strong.
SPEAKER_03Oh, nice.
SPEAKER_04That's good.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, I want to watch it. I totally okay. I want to watch it.
SPEAKER_05I think it's 90. 90? I think it's 90 years before Game of Thrones.
SPEAKER_03Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_05Maybe 900. One of those. I know he is, not he, but uh the Targaryen that's in it. Is Daenerys' like great-great great grandfather, something like that.
SPEAKER_03Oh, Anon. I'm just I just made that shit up. Honestly, I think that might be his name. I mean, I've I've seen a chart of all the Targaryens.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, it's weird. I don't know. Maybe like the great-grandfather of the mad king, something like that. Oh, okay. Yeah, but it's it's before, it's after House of Dragons and before Game of Thrones, but it's that's that's done very well.
SPEAKER_02That Daenerys Targaryen. Kaleisi. That Daenerys Targaryen. It's like just one real piece of ace.
SPEAKER_05Chris Farley reference.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah. One piece of ace.
SPEAKER_05Well, um, oh Doyle rules. I'll say that. We can end on that one.
SPEAKER_03Oh Doyle rule. You know, the non-alcoholic beer. I was gonna ask, I was gonna ask you something. And I totally forgot it was gonna take us at least another couple of minutes. Son of a bitch.
SPEAKER_05Doyle Emily Emily Clark. What's her name? Emilia? Amelia? Amelia knew it started with an E though.
SPEAKER_03Um that Terminator she's in, Genesis is good.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, we watched it. She was Sarah Connor.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. It was like, get off me, Kyle.
SPEAKER_03God dang. Well, I'll I'll remember.
SPEAKER_05Remember it, we'll start the next one with that. I know.
SPEAKER_03Maybe we'll uh we're gonna start doing them every couple weeks now, right?
SPEAKER_05Yeah, because this one right here should uh unlike the ones in the past. This what? It's Sunday. I'll upload this thing tomorrow. We're gonna keep them current.
SPEAKER_03This has been uh sporadic. Keep them current. This is like an ADD podcast right here, like this one.
SPEAKER_05It's nonsense.
SPEAKER_03It was like, hey, you remember that one thing? Did you hear about that?
SPEAKER_05That's rip. All right then. Until next time, later if you stuck with us this long, we appreciate it. Hello.